if google were to index my brain, it would look something like this

(Source: The Atlantic)
Plus they have periods…
Stephen Osita Osadebe - Osondi Owendi-Didi Kanma (by AboubacarSiddikh)
Good mornin’, darlin’. It’s too early to be stealin’ people’s hearts… Just kiddin’, you can have mine for free.
DUDE, HAS THAT LINE EVER WORKED FOR YOU?
Sending a tip of my perfectly parallel top hat while strumming individual notes to the Rocky Mountain West.
Data Source: Google Correlate (http://correlate.googlelabs.com)
ISTPs should also avoid careers that require lots of emoting…
As demand for housing in walkable neighborhoods rises, we should be investing in carless transit options.
In recent weeks we have watched people taking to the streets by the millions to protest political, economic, and social conditions in the oppressive societies they inhabit. Governments have been toppled in Egypt and Tunisia. Protests have erupted in Libya, Yemen, and Bahrain. The ruling families elsewhere in the region look on nervously from their air-conditioned penthouses—will they be next? They are right to worry. These are societies where a minuscule fraction of the population—less than 1 percent—controls the lion’s share of the wealth; where wealth is a main determinant of power; where entrenched corruption of one sort or another is a way of life; and where the wealthiest often stand actively in the way of policies that would improve life for people in general.
As we gaze out at the popular fervor in the streets, one question to ask ourselves is this: When will it come to America? In important ways, our own country has become like one of these distant, troubled places.
Joseph Stiglitz is a Nobel Prize winning economist.
(Source: vanityfair.com)